Something I will probably say to my daughter one day: When I was your age, phones had cords!

Daughter: How did you call someone when you weren't at home?

Me: They had public phones stationed throughout the city that you put coins into.

Daughter: Wow!

Me: Yeah, and you couldn't see the person you were talking to.

Daughter: You couldn't see them? How did you know who it was???

Me: You just recognized their voice.

Daughter: What if they had a voice enhancement injection?

Me: A voice-enhance-what now?

Daughter: Nevermind *rolls eyes*