You're probably making it too hard for yourself - I know I was. Here's how you get these:

1. DON'T Unzip the .Zip files.
2. Simply place the .Zip file in the C# folder under the folder specified in your Tools, Options, Projects and Solutions folder settings (probably C:\Users\\Visual Studio 2010\Templates\ProjectTemplates or ItemTemplates.
3. Voila.

Thank you Rey for the clarification that got me there.