First and foremost, this is spot on Rey. It is crazy how far things have come in the last decade alone. And since Dave seemed to start a dialog, here's one I had with my nephew a few months ago:

Me: I wish I a netbook type device when I was in in school.

Nephew: What do you mean?

Me: I wish I had a computer that I got to carry with me to do my school work on, the way you do now.

Nephew: You didn't? How did you do your school work?

Me: Pencil and paper.

Nephew: (look of shock and awe) You had to write everything you did by hand?!? Didn't that hurt?

Me: (laughter)